an ode to roz
2005-08-21 - 2:46 p.m.
roz is the coolest and she helped me design this magnificent blog. if u can't see the pic it's a pic of calvin and hobbes. it's very cool so even if u can't see it leave a tag saying "love the pic" just to make us feel happy.
for everyone who knows my hatred for blogs this is a published taking back of my words. or eating of my words. whatever floats ure boat. BLOGS ARE THE BEST THEY ARE SO COOL I'M SO HAPPY I'VE FINALLY GOTTEN ONE.
this is to my brother: hey. if ure reading this poke me. wait no. don't poke me i take it back. nooooo
now i'm falling off the sofa. don't panic i'm unscathed *everyone goes dammit*
well once again to ros: URE THE BEST SLASH COOLEST SLASH PRETTIEST SLASH SMARTEST SLASH MOST HTTP SAVVY PERSON WHO EVER WALKED THIS PLANET SLASH MY WRISTS IF THIS DOESN'T SHOW UP.
kill those boys
.:bitch here:.
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i'm mucking up the format, MWAHAHAHA!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY WHERE SARAH IS SLEEPING AND I STEAL BOTH HER CAREERS BOOK AND I STEAL HER PASSWORD AND HACK INTO HER BLOGGO THINGY AND DELETE ALL THE FORMATTING THINGS. i have been instructed by sarah to say something nice about her here and not to delete anything else. i have nothing to say except albany rocks and so do elvis and the beatles. peace man. edited: that's rachel ignore her. she keeps laughing at this section although she's so unfunny. the people i have to live with in england huh
Fears
poetry, fat penguins, large tattooed arms, third class jaws, the sexy dance, pieces of gum being left on cartons of soy milk, brooches, tweed, pointed high heels (hee hee ter), me saying hee hee, boys giggling, chickens, lizards, botox, keifer the cheese man, rachel's taste in music, rachel's taste in men, teri's taste in shoes, teri's taste in men, llamas, deep jokes i don't get, venereal root disease, sarah's hippy truck, mascara, cucumbers on the road side which could be FULL of bacteria, rats...basically loads of things.
ten things i want to do before i turn 17
kill rachel knight in her sleep and steal her careers booklet and tear a page.also, send hate mail to yoko ono and burn the cheese man
last five
the one with a healthy sarah - 2006-02-24
the one with the hypochondria - 2006-02-09
the one with the very vague hate - 2006-02-05
the one with many cryptic messages - 2006-01-31
the one with the angsty lyrics - 2006-01-30
